What’s been happening:

A great marriage to Sharon Lester, a Washington State grad. Two amazing sons: Sammy (who actually looks like me which is always freaky) and Franky, a natural musician (I don't mean Mozart; I mean Eric Clapton). We have vacation house on Hood Canal for Summer. A satisfying career as Federal Trademark/Copyright litigator and criminal defense lawyer in State courts. Sharon distributes and re-releases movies in theaters (maybe you heard of one of her films: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"). I have stayed healthy most of the time since Penn State, with a few interruptions for spinal surgery and a few rounds of Cancer therapies. I have no plan to retire. Having too much fun still living.